Father Dougal McGuire: “I’ve never met a celebrity before.” Father Ted Crilly: “You met the Pope.” “Did I?” “Yes, do you not remember that time we were in Rome?” “That was the Pope? That old fella living in the art gallery?” “The Vatican, Dougal! The Vatican!” “Still, he’s not a celebrity in the true sense of the word.” “He’s God’s representative on Earth, Dougal!”